24 modern valentines for the person who still loves you in sweatpants

By Christine Erickson From Mashable

Movies and Hallmark would like us to believe that Valentine’s Day is filled with dozens of red roses and fancy black-tie dinners.

The truth is that most of us would rather use the holiday as an excuse to eat extra chocolate and watch sappy movies in sweats. (Bonus points if you get laid, too!)

While it’s always nice to say “I love you” with a card (or at all), nothing says soulmate like, “I would share my food with you.” If you’re going to take the easy route and buy someone a card, you might as well be a little more clever.

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Drake
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Meth
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Interstellar
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Love%20the%20shit%20outta%20you
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Iphone
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No-pants
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My%20precious
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Nic%20cage
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Netflix
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Personality
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Still-not-sick-of-you
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Share%20my%20food
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Shave%20my%20legs
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Pie
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Sorrynotsorry
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For more on this story go to: http://mashable.com/2015/02/05/funny-valentines-day-cards/