In an innocuous article on billsgler.blogspot.com concerning poets and how to get their works more widely read it makes the claim that if you use “Cayman Islands” in your email, web, Facebook, twitter, etc. communications it invites a looksee by US Feds.

The blog says that “Cayman Islands” is included in a list compiled by US Homeland Security 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder that online monitors at the National Operations Centre.

Our country’s name is included in the list alongside FEMA death camps, Mormon Mafia, Mossad, nuclear trigger, pedophile rings and a host of others including zombies and the Muppets!

Written with a ‘tongue in cheek’ logic and funny names we are the only country that is singled out for inclusion.

We have come a long way then from the islands that time forgot.

Here is the whole blog:

Important Message for All Poets

Poets! Want your poems more widely read? You’ve heard about prompts, those key words shared in groups to challenge or help inspire a poem. Instead of using innocuous literary words as prompts, use some of the 377 words or terms from U.S. Homeland Security 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder that online monitors at the National Operations Center are on the lookout for as they “process” over 20 million “transactions” each year. Here’s how it works. Using any one of these words automatically triggers a looksee by the Feds into your email, web, Facebook, twitter, etc. communications. Using multiple words can only increase your views, “hits”, and more importantly gets actual government agents instead of robots to read your poems — thus increasing your audience beyond the usual word nerds you typically get. Don’t worry, the list doesn’t contain the real words that can get you in trouble, such as:

Anonymous, Zombies, bath salts, animal rights activists, plant fertilizer, energy-1, Ivory Wave, false flag, Red Dove, Blue Silk, Zoom, Bloom, Chemtrails, Cloud Nine, Ocean Snow, Bluffdale, Ponzi, Lunar Wave, Bell Tower, Black Helicopter, DARPA, Captain Crunch, box cutters, Mariner Eccles, Middle Class Wealth Destruction, Kelantanese dinar, Vanilla Sky, Agenda 21, NATO 5, The Logan Act, White Lightning, 5-0, sleemoth, Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Scarface, FEMA death camps, Hurricane Charlie, Bohemian Club, muppets, London Olympics 2012, Stellar Wind, sheeple, Jon Corzine, 1984, HAARP, SMERSH, domestic surveillance drones, gloog, alternative media, mr brownstone, MKUltra, Monsanto, Flame, LulzSec, tax resistance movement, reactor 2, Bilderberg, Mossad, Blackwater, Rfid Chips, Operation Sundevil, Stuxnet, Bank for International Settlements, Cayman Islands, Obama kill list, nuclear trigger, crop duster, Forex, open source, International Monetary Fund, Mormon Mafia, National Guard Geospatial Information Interoperability Exploitation Portable, pedophile rings, bongwater, Bill of Rights, banksters, fiat currency, gunch, kaopectate, freedom

To get you started, here are fifteen words and terms from the list, all of them guaranteed to get the attention of the Federal Government. Use them as prompts to insert into your next poem:

Ice

Exercise

Erosion

Cloud

Dock

Pork

Smart

Social media

Wave

Prevention

Snow

Aid

Watch

Power

San Diego

Isn’t that cool? Meanwhile, let’s start the joint rolling with a randomised poem composed exclusively of proscribed words on the list. As always, if something bad happens to me, it’s not an accident or suicide. So, what do you say, can we create a task force (oops) of poets to trigger an avalanche (oops), flood (oops), wildfire (oops), earthquake (oops) and go viral (oops)? I think we can!

artistic assassins

nuclear heroin

tsunami enforcement

emergency sleet

first responder looting

weapons grade pork

phreaking golfo car bomb

cancelled snow

radioactive center for disease control

el paso PLO

subway body scanner

eco tuberculosis

hazmat exercise gang

border patrol phishing scammers

suspicious mexican agriculture bureau

telecommunications weapons cache

red cross industrial spill

nigeria department of homeland security

tornado aid prevention

usss los yuma swine agency

amtrak pakistan forest gangs

chemical coast white computer army

yemen tobacco fund

tucson taliban

secret fusion snow

dirty bomb infection

world assassination barrio

alcohol shots integration team

national marijuana mouth

tamiflu drug war

dedicated terror marshal

public snow awareness

trojan outage

dirty management key

mexican broadcast emergency

listeria public health service

denial recruitment agency

hamas citizenship and immigration services

enriched cocaine contamination facility

hezbollah republican

nogales influenza

hazardous exposure car service

tornado device war

conventional suspicious attack

emergency infection forces

pork powder defense

trojan evacuation collapse

chemical resistant hurricane

brown mutation bureau

san diego separatists

suspicious twister authorities

brute forces burn management

dedicated state malware

suicide evacuation preparedness

taliban-grade liberation agency

national collapse disaster drill

china nerve authority

al queda cia team initiative lab

korea infection squad

conventional wildfire bureau

tuberculosis water

nuevo-arabian IRA

social media epidemic control

intelligence poisoning

biosurveillance contamination assistance

smart looting authority

jihad enforcement office

biological terror service

organized collapse management

intelligence resistant preparedness agent

e coli assistance bureau

dea standoff center

media enriched outbreak

liberation screening authority

emergency smugglers service

human health disruption team

suspicious airport scanner command

islamic forest marshal

security derivatives virus

suspicious homeland recruitment injection

felix jihad

law of infrastructure smuggling

phishing worm

nuclear tsunami service

computer fundamentalism

security blister brutes

anthrax operations

cancelled vaccine gas

revolutionary zetas

secret nuclear failure

twister blizzard hail

power outage snow

For the whole blog that tells you where to go to obtain the complete list of monitored words and also for the official sanitised version go to:

billsigler.blogspot.com/2012/06/important-message-for-all-poets.html