Children’s Bill of Right’s [CSD]
My son came home from school today
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough
To put me in my place.
He bragged, ” Guess what I learned in Civic II
That’s taught by Mr.Wright?”
“It’s all about new laws of today
The Children’s Bill of Rights.”
“it says I need not clean my room
Don’t have to cut my hair.”
“No one can tell me what to think
Or speak or tell me what to wear.”
” I have freedom from religion
And regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head
And I sure don’t have to pray.”
“I can wear earrings if I want
And pierce my tongue and nose.”
I can read or watch whatever I wish
Even get tattoos from head to toes .”
“And if you ever spank me
I can charge you with a crime.”
“I’ll back up all my charges
With these marks on my behind.”
“And don’t you ever touch me
My body is for my own use,”
“Not for your hugs and kisses
That is pure child abuse.”
“Don’t preach about your morals
Like grandmother did to you.”
“It’s nothing more than mind control
And it’s illegal too.”
“Mom, I have these children’s rights
So you can’t influence me.”
“Or I’ll call the Children’s Services Division
Known as C.S.D.”
“Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door,”
“But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.”
I mulled it over carefully
I couldn’t let this go
A smile crept on my face
Cause he is messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill store,
I said to him, ” Pick all you want
There’s shirts and pants galore.
I called and checked with CSD
Who said they didn’t care,
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.
“I’ve cancelled your appointment
To take your drivers test
The CSD is unconcerned
So I shall decide what’s best.”
I said,” No time to stop and eat
Or pick up stuff to munch,”
“And tomorrow you can start to learn
To prepare your own lunch.”
” Just save all your appetite
And wait for dinnertime,”
“We’re having liver and onions
A favorite dish of mine.”
He asked me,” Can I rent a movie
To watch on my VCR?”
I replied,” I’m sorry, but I sold your color TV
For new tires on my car.”
“I also rented out your room
You’ll take the couch instead.”
“The CSD only requires
Just a roof over your head.”
“Your clothing won’t be trendy now
I’ll choose what you can eat.”
“And that allowance that you used to get
Will buy me something really neat.”
“I’m selling off your jet skis
Dirt bike and roller blades,”
“Check out my Parent’s Bill of Rights
That goes on effect today.”
“Hey hotshot why are you crying?
Why are you down on your knees?”
“Are you asking God to help you out
Instead of calling your buddies at CSD?
“Remember all those no’s you said
When I wanted something done?”
“I turned the tables on your game
Now mom’s the one having fun.”
“Are you having a problem son?
Call CSD and ask them for advice.
“See if they can help you now
When please no longer will suffice.”
“I’ll never ever hurt you son
But don’t ever act smart with me, please.”
“Cause CSD and your so called friends
Won’t be there for you, Oh Jeez!”
“Your Bill Of Rights might work for some
But it definitely won’t work for you today.”
“To get respect you must first earn it
Show mom you’ll pay your way.”
” Cause remember son,I’m your mother
And so thank God each day for me.”
As for CSD no child can ever be smart
Playing on mom’s ” special ingenuity.”
Writer Unknown