This was sent to me by a friend and it made me smile. I hope it does you.

An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing” on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the males in the class wrote the words: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.

Punctuation is so powerful. Guess what version I prefer?