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When MEN were the only Philosophers

Yesterday, in my Editorial, I bemoaned how International Men’s Day passed us men by.

In response, one of our reader’s sent me these quotes from “Philosophers of the Past Century”. All were men!

Enjoy.

~ Jean Kerr…

The only reason they say “Women and children first” is to test the strength
of the lifeboats.

~ Prince Philip…

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new
wife.

~ Emo Philips…

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing

~ Harrison Ford…

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

~ Spike Milligan…

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Jean Rostand…

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger…

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars, but
I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.

~ WH Auden…

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I
have no idea.

~ Jonathan Katz…

In hotel rooms, I worry. I can’t be the only guy who sits on the furniture
naked.

~ Johnny Carson…

If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the
impersonators would be dead.

~ Steve Martin…

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man
wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

~ Jimmy Durante…

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

~ Doug Hanwell…

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.

~ George Roberts…

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

~ Jonathan Winters…

If God had intended us to fly, he would have made it easier to get to the
airport.

~ Robert Benchley…

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

~ John Glenn…

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind: every part of
this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

~ David Letterman…

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population
believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

~ Howard Hughes…

I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I’m a billionaire.

~ Old Italian proverb…

After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

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